Hi, I’m Alex. Apparently I am the owner of this website *hears gasps and awws as people bow down to me*. No, please, there’s no need to bow down to me. I’m just a regular person, like you guys. Well… maybe not like you guys. I am the owner after all.
A long time ago (in a galaxy far far away) I started this website to give my opinionated views on the Altador Cup. But over time my interest in the Altador Cup waned, and my free time to devote to the site went down. But the site still trudged on and morphed into something new. Something beautiful. It’s now a site where several fine writers are able to give their opinion on what goes on and I sit back and try to do as a little as possible. But several times a year I am forced to do stuff for the website. Believe me, it’s not easy. Oh… my server bill is due? FINE, I’ll log in to my hosting account. Ugh…. what’s my password? *password reset* Alright, here’s my credit card info… please don’t steal my identity.
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, we have a team of people who keep this site up and running. Well, that’s where you come in. I am looking to add new writers to the site once again this year. Are you interested in having your articles appear in front of… *goes to log in to google analytics account… ugh, what’s my password?*…. a lot of people? You are interested?! Well good! Instead of just sitting there being interested, you should do something about it. “But Alex, I don’t know how to do something about it…. you haven’t told us that part yet”. Umm, hello, I’m getting to it. Please hold your questions until I finish my article… sheesh. If you are interested in writing for this site, please head over to our forums (“what… you have forums? But I’m one of those weirdos who only comments in the comment section”) and send me (username: Alex) a PM. It’s so easy, even you could do it (probably).
Uhhh… yeah, I got nothing more to say. How do I end this article? I don’t have a famous sign-off saying. Good night and good luck, I guess.
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