Note: Quotes from players, some situations and some reasons for losses are completely fictional. The results, however, are real.
“Niku to Virtupets Space Station, can you hear me? Over.”
“BRAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS!”
“Ok… Niku to Darigan Citadel, can you hear me? Over.”
“Ok class, the square root of Pi is… yes Layton?”
“It is… 2?”
“NO! INCORRECT! AS SQUEAKY, I SHALL MAKE YOU SIT IN THE CORNER!”
“Aww maaaaaaan!”
“. . . /disconnects”
With very little communication to those 2 Neopian locations, I do not yet know their AC Results. Therefore, they will only come in when I get them.
Pirate vs Ninja battles ending with Pirate victory? Terror Mountain draws Faerieland in both Yooyuball and Slushie Slinger? Unknown results from Darigan and the Robo HQ? How very… interesting!
I’m Niku, your reporter for today, giving you your results for Day 24.
Oh wait… what’s that? A note from… Virtupets, is it? Yes it is. It’s all written in CSS. Thank you.
It appears we now have out results for the Virtupets vs Haunted Woods match!
In a surprising turn of events, Haunted Woods almost swept Virtupets off their feet, taking a win in Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger, and Shootout Showdown! This left just Make Some Noise, but both teams were screaming so loudly, it stayed held at a draw. This sad, sad loss has now brought Virtupets into 4th place, but as long as they stay in the top tier, things can’t be too bad.
In the very first match of the day was the legendary Pirate vs Ninja Battle between Krawk Island vs Shenkuu. After yesterday’s KI defeat by the volcanoes, the Pirates marched into the cup and played each game their very hardest. This earned them a win in both Yooyuball and Shootout Showdown. When the ninjas entered the arena, there was only room left for a draw in Slishie Slinger and Make Some Noise. “Well, they deserved the win I guess.” Xana DiLanche, Shenkuu’s goalkeeper, comments. “We actually left our Ninja Stars at home, so we were doomed from the start!”
In the second match of today, we had Terror Mountain vs Faerieland. Now, Faerieland is sadly always associated with being sweeped. Even though they barely get sweeped anymore, they still are associated with that. Anyway, so the last time Faerieland faced off with Terror Mountain, they were… sweeped. This time, the Faeries weren’t going to allow any of that. They marched straight onto that Yooyuball field and… were able to hold a draw against the stronger Eskimos! They marched straight into that Slushie Slingin’ fast-drink joint and also held a draw against Terror Mountain! That worried the Eskimos. “What if we have a DDDD against Faerieland?” they said. So, they went and won both Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown for their homeland. This gave Terror Mountain the overall win, with a DDWW.
Only 1 team was sweeped today, and that team was Altador. Kreludor pwned all 4 games, leaving no room for an Altadorian victory. But why a sweep? Coco Metrone, one of Kreludor’s defenders, says “When we entered the field, they were laughing at the ‘Lunar Buddies’ nickname Niku gave us yesterday! I thought it was cute, but they thought it was hilarious! That made all of us mad… and, well… you don’t want to see grundos get mad…”
Today, Maraqua faced off against Lost Desert. With Yooyuball being the Maraquan’s best game, they won that with no problem whatsoever. When it came to the side games… then it started to get tough. In Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown, Lost Desert left no room for the fishies as they dominated both those games. Slushie Slinger was held to a draw. However, this still gave Maraqua the win, so it was good on Elon’s ego at the end of the day.
Tyrannia was also facing off with Kiko Lake as well. Tyrannia, being dominate at Yooyuball, won that game with no problem. Since dinosaurs are also naturals at Slushie Slinger, that was a Tyrannian victory as well. With lots of room still in Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown, Kiko Lake was able to take it and throw it out the window. With their scores. Not actually pick up the game and… nevermind. Onto our next result!
Meridell and Moltara were next to face off. Last time this happened, Meridell walked away with a sweep. But the Moltarians remembered this crucial fact, and weren’t going to let it happen again. Instead of trying their luck in Yooyuball against the stronger Meridell, the steampunks just stuck to Make Some Noise, and pulled a win in that game! The Meridellians, however, say that Moltara wasn’t bothering at any other game, so took those games and won. This gave Meridell the overall victory.
In one of the last matches of the day, we had Roo Island vs Mystery Island. When both teams entered the cup, they got right to work at the side games, totally forgetting about Yooyuball. Mystery Island went to Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown, and claimed 2 wins. Roo Island went to Slushie Slinger, and claimed a win in that area. So far, Mystery Island was in the lead. But who would win the day’s match? Finally, their Yooyuball match occurred. Both goalies refused to let a single yooyu in, ending the game with a 0-0. This earned them a draw (Not a creepy face) , and Mystery Island their win.
So, that marks the end of…
Wait, what? Oh, so then… What? Oh, ok!
It appears we have the results for the Brightvale vs Darigan Citadel match! DRUMROLL PLEASE!
When Brightvale and Darigan Citadel, it was expected that Darigan would take Yooyuball while the scholars would sweep the side games. What happened was… the exact opposite. Yes, Brightvale won the game of Yooyuball, while Darigan Citadel swept the side games! This gives Brightvale the win! But… how did the predictions and results get flip-flopped? “I’m not entirely sure myself!” Montecito, one of Brightvale’s defenders, said. “Which is wierd, considering I’m from Brightvale, the land of brains. Anyway…”
“BRAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS”
“Augh! Brightvale, RUN!”
“BRAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS”
o_____o
What an… err… interesting day it was today! Certainly not what any of us expected!
But today is a new day… Day 25 to be exact. With only a few weeks left in the Altador Cup, how will the rest of the days turn out? How will Day 25 turn out?
Play for your Yooyuball team today and come back tomorrow and find out!
This is your reporter, Niku, and I’m signing off!
Results in a list (Winners in Bold) :
Virtupets vs Haunted Woods
Krawk Island vs Shenkuu
Faerieland vs Terror Mountain
Altador vs Kreludor
Maraqua vs Lost Desert
Kiko Lake vs Tyrannia
Meridell vs Moltara
Roo Island vs Mystery Island
Brightvale vs Darigan Citadel
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