With the season almost over, I have been granted full access to interview three Altador Cup stars. Seeing that these three stars get along so nicely, I decided to do a panel interview, where I ask the same question to all three of them.
Meet the Panel:
Trapper Remis is the Altador team captain, and has been widely acknowledged for his superb defensive and offensive ability. However, he is known to be a little feisty, so we tried to ask questions that wouldn’t flare his temper. Hopefully he doesn’t make this a hostile environment for everyone else in the room.
Loryche has been the team captain for Tyrannia since 2006 and is a respected forward. She is usually a very calm person, so maybe her easy-going temperament will cancel out Trapper Remis’s aggression.
Aldric Beign is relatively new to the Altador Cup, but he sure looks like a veteran on the field. Even though he has flames around his head, he is a pretty cool guy who “just likes to chill.” We are honored to have him apart of the panel.
Q & A:
Pepe: Thanks for being with us, guys. We are honored to have you here.
TR: It is a pleasure to be here, Pepe. But, with all do respect, let’s get to the questions.
L: Thanks for having me.
AB: You seem like a pretty chill dude, Pepe. We should hang out sometimes….
Pepe: Ok. Let’s start with the questions. Please express how you think your respected teams have done in this year’s Altador Cup.
TR: We sucked this season. There’s no doubt about that. However, I was pleasantly surprised to give the Pirates a challenge yesterday. At least we are finishing up the year on a high note.
L: Well, Tyrannia was just kind of neutral this season. You know….middle of the pack. Hopefully we can improve on that going into next year.
AB: I personally think Moltara did a great job! We improved on our poor performance last year, and I am anxious for next year already.
Pepe: Moving on, do you think anyone can beat Kreludor this season? They seem virtually unbeatable at times.
TR: No, I don’t think anyone can beat Kreludor. They are a bunch of cheaters!!!!!! If they didn’t cheat so much, Altador would win the Cup!
Pepe: Ummm, Trapper, why do you think they are cheaters?
TR: Cause nobody can be that good without cheating. Everyone knows that.
L: I personally think every team has the capabilities of beating KD. No one executes enough, though.
AB: They are unbeatable, dude. Even Moltara lost to them…
Pepe: What are your personal feeling on SOTAC? Should it be allowed?
TR: SOTAC? What’s SOTAC? Whatever it is, I hope it gives us wins, because we are low on those.
L: Personally, I despise SOTAC and other organizations like that. It’s sickening. I hope they don’t join TY anytime soon.
AB: Sotac is a type of cheese right? Well, of course I think it should be allowed – as long as it is not moldy.
Pepe: How about I ask a question that you understand? Erm, why do you like playing yooyuball?
TR: For me, YYB is all about getting the girls. For some reason, the girls love a yooyuball playing guy – they can’t resist it. I also like getting fresh air, since I’ve been underground for 1,000 years.
L: I am an athlete, so YYB just kind of comes naturally. I like playing it, because I really enjoy winning and beating other teams to a pulp. What? I may be a girl, but I’m a guy at heart.
AB: I’m too strong to do anything else, so I found interest in yooyuball. It’s not a sport for the physically and mentally weak.
Pepe: Last question before we go. What are your hopes for next year?
TR: Next year, I want to win the Cup! Hopefully the retarded New Bracket thingy will go by the wayside, and yooyuball will become paramount.
L: Obviously I want to get first place, but a top five would be ideal. I guess we will have to wait and see.
AB: Not last. If we can get in the top 17, I will be very pleased. Kind of like this year…
Pepe: Thanks for being with us, everyone.
TR: The pleasure is mine, bro.
L: Again, thanks for having us. I look forward to doing another one of these things in the future *winks*.
AB: Alright, dude. Take it easy.
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June 24th Commentary
Commentary
MD vs FL √
MD takes home the sweep, finishing up their final bracket domination in the best way they knew how. Nothing surprising here.
HW vs TM √
I got this one right purely on dumb luck, but HW takes the overall win as expected, since YYB drew. What I didn’t expect was SOSD going to HW as well, but I suppose the focus just must have been on YYB, throwing the sides to the wind.
VP vs MT √
VP unexpectedly takes SlS, but other than that, a normal match for these two to end the year with.
LD vs BV √
LD indeed goes for SOSD, and manages to take it! In return, MSN upsets in BV’s favor, though. Thinks definitely could’ve turned out worse for both teams, though.
KL vs SK X
SK takes the overall win decisively, leaving KL only one measly draw in MSN, not even gaining their best game. KL lost their plucky gameplay towards the end of the cup and I guess just never got it back, even for the final match. SK was surprisingly steady this year.
MI vs RI √
RI puts up a fight as expected, but then, MI was probably quite confident that they’d win their bracket.
TY vs MQ X
*tosses computer out of the window* Okay, I guess not. TY becomes the first and only team to take YYB from KD, and then just falls apart? Not what I’d expected, or to be honest, hoped. ): MQ picks things up, hopefully for a brighter future next year.
KD vs AL √
KD ends the tournament the way they started it: sweeping. With the bracket in check, they still didn’t let up, and gave this year’s cup a proper send-off.
DC vs KI X
KI looked like they’d started picking it up, and boy, did it show today. They beat one of the few contenders for the cup this year as one last hoorah. To me, it also looks like DC might have thrown in the towel after being swept, since the cup was nearly over and it wasn’t like they were going to move in their bracket anyway. In any case, neither team ended as strong a team as they started the cup, but KI managed to pull it together to let loose the final blow.
And… that’s it! The cup is pretty much over, guys. I’m assuming MD / MI will play one last match to determine the silver medal (assuming some sort of hocus pocus didn’t zap KD out of the 1st place position they’ve held all year), and then we’ll be done with the most anticlimactic cup in the history of the AC. MI / MD is one match that will be exciting to see at the very least.
I’ll post one more article after that match, commenting on it and then comparing my predictions for this year to what actually happened. I’ll also post something in it about the teams to watch for next year, and a heartfelt farewell to ACVII. A few weeks after that, I’ll post predictions for next year, and thoughts about possible changes to the AC. As always, thanks for reading, everyone! (:
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